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Although considered to be a separate entity from the original Jesus by many, others view the Canadian Jesus to be the "Second Coming" of the original. This is probably due to the fact that several parallels can be drawn. First of all, Canadian Jesus was born in the city of Toronto in a stable occupied by farm animals (such as office clerks and cleaning personnel) on December 26th 1982. This has led some historians to suggest that the original Jesus was born on the 26th as well. As a result, some children were forced to wait a whole extra day to open their presents by Catholic extremist parents.